Tuxedo wearing drunk mower man. You’re doing it wrong. (Story)

New house to couple. Same old crap inside. (Story/Pics) 

Plenty of imitation crab meat. Oh, and man meat too… (Pic)

O’Brien’s GTA4 Part 1 (Vid)

How do we help the planet? You DIE!  (Story)

What happens when you give 13-15 year olds X? They strip. (Story)

Dog and kitten cuteness. (Vid)

This is just…. Gay. (Story)

 This guy has balls. (Story)

Your religion has limitations in other countries. Idiot. (Story)

Boob Inspector is vacationing in tijuana so I’m doing the link post. Wanna fight about it? 

Check your walls for cute things when you get home.  (Story/Pic)

What are you in for bubba?  (Story)

I hope to god he didn’t.  (Video)

Mr. Ratburn?!  (Pic)

Everything is better with Legos.  (Video)

He has a bike now! (Pic)

If you have a young teacher, you’re totally screwed. (Story/Vid)  

Probably more dangerous than to rob a bank.  (Story)

Good Item + Fast shipping gets you what? (Pic)

He’s insane. (Story)

So that’s how I can tell in the movies.  (Pic)

Some have a little more kick than others. (Story)

Big ol’ sinkhole (Story)

That crazy platypus (Story/Pics)

Don’t leave the door open (Video)

Computer Nerd Birthday Cake (Pic)

5 Sports Leagues That Didn’t Make It (Story)

Hopefully they won’t go after porn! (Story)

Storm Troopin’ (Pics)

5 Things You Didn’t Know About South Park (Story)

Google Street View’s deadliest enemy - the plastic bag (Story/Pic)

Corpse from 1921 dug up to have skull used as bong (Story)

Gas tax.  No, not the gas for cars.  (Story)

Pretty happy that the cash was destroyed afterwards… (Story)

Townfolk head to town’s tornado shelter during tornado warning.  Stay outside due to shelter being locked. (Story)

Man leaves cell phone bill at bank he robbed (Story)

Bacon.  Chocolate.  Seriously, don’t do that. (Pic)

Heroes get charged for saving life (Story)

Maybe he just couldn’t find a parking spot… (Story/Video)

Man spends $3.2 million in 3 months and had his brother’s permission the whole time.  Well, not really.  (Story)

Man attacked by bear, survives, drives himself to hospital afterwards.  (Story)

Ukulele Orchestra.  Playing “Smells Like Teen Spirit” from Nirvana.  Wow.  Thank Bossman for this one.  No, seriously, thank him.  Send him e-cards or something.  (Video)

Police take down crazed, knife-wielder.  That was 82.  And was in a hospital bed.  Sure showed him.  (Story)

Super Grand Theft Auto Bros (Flash Video)

This won’t end well (Pic)

The 6 Creepiest Comic Book Characters of All Time (Story/Pics)

Two Suicides (Pic)

Doom 4 starts production.  Still haven’t played Doom 3 (Story)

An alliance is formed (Pics)

5 Great Examples of Guerilla Marketing Gone Wrong (Story/Pics)

Hilarious Panhandling Signs (Pics)

When demonstrating how to use your new gun, pick a target other than your own leg (Story)

Governor trying to get back in Governor’s Mansion.  Wife says no.  (Story)

Prospective juror in pot case caught smoking joint (Story)

Storm chaser arrested.  Apparently, the storm called police to report a stalker. (Story)

Selling pot brownies at your high school to save up for a laptop?  Maybe not the best plan (Story)

A social networking site where Tom is replaced by the Pope?  I’m not sure if I’m excited or scared by this… (Story)

Woulda been funnier if the Target employee had tackled the perv (Story)

Teen hospitalized with Blood-Alcohol Content  of 0.578.  That’s, like, really high (0.4 and above is considered a lethal level). (Story)

Man arrested for leaving MP3 player with possible child porn at Denny’s. (Story)

Idiots arrested for throwing bricks at cars (Story)

“Will you lick my swizzle stick?” (Story)

When Wives Meet GTA IV (Story)

He’s doing it wrong (Video)

Transportation Photos (Pics)

Classic commercial.  And she’s doing it right and wrong at the same time.  (Maybe NSFW due to Adult Themes) (Video)

7 Unconventional and Creative Ways to Recycle (Story/Pics)

The Power of Boobs! (Story)

Don’t drink and climb things.  Well, maybe just don’t drink so much that you’d want to climb things. (Video)

Maybe they forgot their card? (Story)

Man sentenced twice in one day (Story)

Guess they were too stoned to pay the bill (Story)

Get off my lawn which used to be part of yours! (Story)

Man fatally strikes neighbor in groin with excavator.  Talk about a kick to the nuts. (Story)

Man thrown in jail for failing to signal (Story)

Hello Kitty Vader.  Tattoo.  Don’t see that one everyday. (Pic)

Kitty Sneeze (Video)

Captain Kirk vs. the Gorn.  Good times (Video)

Car won’t start?  Maybe it’s the dog under your hood (Story/Pic)

Solar System Symbols (Pic)

Now that’s what I call a party…er, a sport tournament (Story/Pics)

At least he has less to mow currently (Pic)

I thought it was… (Pic)

Family Guy “The Matrix” Trailer (Video)

Dark Knight Trailer (Video)

MacGyver flick on the way? (Story)

McFly probably sees the dolphins (Pic)

My food is smiling at me (Pic)

So THAT’S what Pacman was all about (Pic)

That’s a big stingray (Story/Pics)

The 911 operator hung up?  They do that? (Story)

Dog hugging a baby (Pics)

Cat in water (Video)

Can’t read it, but the pic is sweet (Foreign Story/Pic)

Hey, dad.  Yeah, about your car… (Story/Pics)

“Intermittent explosive disorder” defense fails, with “Say wha???” look from the jackass that tried to use it (Story/Pic)

Girl gets boy hot.  By using a lighter. (Story)

I’d have upped that bet to at least 5 bucks (Story)

That’s a lotta dominos (Video)

“(&%ing beautiful conditions…” (Video)

Homer Simpson made in CSS, animated (Pic)

Pics o’ Supersquid (Story/Pics)

15th-century shipwreck found.  With treasure!  Yarrr (Story)

Kitty! (Pic)

Bacon Vodka.  Wait, bacon?  And vodka? (Story)

25 Rejected Ideas from Grand Theft Auto IV (Story/Pics)

Top 5 Non-Violent Things You Can Do In Grand Theft Auto IV (Story)

Man too fat for court appearance (Story)

Car with it’s own “No Parking” sign is confused by what it should do if it stops (Story)

The dog ate it (Story)

Man burns himself with cigarette.  That he dropped on his legs.  On which he was applying rubbing alcohol (Story)

“I just ran over a big-assed cow.” (Story)

Guy Stuck in Class (Video)

Fanboys (all-types) are just scary (Semi-NSFW due to being a little scary) (Pic)

Junk Robots (Pics)

A 6-foot hot dog suit is worth how much? (Story)

Employee late for work?  Lock ‘em up in a shed and beat on it with hammers.  Seems like a good reaction to me. (Story)

When Crabs Attack!  Actual crabs, not pants-crabs. (Story)

And she almost got away with it (Story)

Time to go speeding! (Story)

Ignite your passion.  Or something. (Story)

Stealing tip money?  Really? (Story)

Story would be funnier is she said “no” (Story)

Chaos in the print shop (Video)

They still play baseball? (Video)

Refacing Government Tender (Pics)

Kitties! (Video)

Pretty sure that if you’re willing to stab someone over a video game, you’d probably stab them for other reasons, too.  Like stealing your favorite bunny rabbit (Story)

The 7 Commandments All Video Games Should Obey (Story/Pics/Videos)

Man arrested after trying to cash a $360 billion check.  Yes, with a B (Story)

“I just got out of jail.  I’m trying to have fun and whoop some ass.” (Story)

Sweet, the lawyer’s name is Mr. Ferrari (Story)

Teen in Bomb Plot Wanted to “Kill Jesus” (Story)

Pregnant 17-year-old attacks her baby’s daddy with waffle iron.  Also, she’s pregnant with baby number 3…at 17… (Story)

Damnit, my biology teacher was a frickin’ guy with a beard (Story/Pics)

With friends like him, you apparently get shot in the head and killed (Story)

“If it’s there - it’s only fair that I hit it.” (Story)

Getting chased by store employees while you’re stealing t-shirts?  Drop the baby and run! (Story)

I still want a sword-in-a-cane (Story)

Nickname gets man killed (Story)

This story has monkeys and a net cannon.  How can that go wrong? (Story)

Doctor charged with impersonating an officer.  Also, still does house calls (Story)

That guy can shoot (Video)

Officer stops highway traffic for duck-crossing (Video)

Gonna rob a church?  Don’t sleep there afterwards (Story)

Eyebrows are used for gang symbols now? (Story)

Antelope Canyon (Pics/Slideshow)

Touch my bishop and die, bitch! (Pic)

Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines in the Original Star Wars Trilogy (Story)

Ouch.  And he’s using the glove wrong (Pic)

Lots o’ neat pics (Pics)

Move to ban car nuts (Story)

There’s no underwear in space? (Story/Pic)

Underwater dog (Pic)

Mistake 1: Writing a bad check.  Mistake 2: Running off while leaving your purse behind, that happened to contain meth.  Mistake 3: Coming back for your purse (Story/Video)

Dodgeball-to-face victim fights back with shotgun (Story)

Guess she really likes them young (Story)

Probably the worst racing accident I’ve seen that left no one seriously injured (Video)

26 Princess Leia Slave Girls (Video)